One for the ladies...

[mudskipper]

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sa...on-a-grass.jpg

Nice cock.

[nomadd]

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sa...on-a-grass.jpg

[mudskipper]

"There was also plenty on offer for the ladies, like this assault rifle with a feminine touch"

Source:
In pictures: National Rifle Association's annual convention - Telegraph

If it's good enough for the kids...

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...rst-rifle.html

[Zippy]

Dunno if this is the same one.

Football Speak

Mr M writes the weekly match report for son's footie team - I think he uses most of these.

Not the same but close. The one I was looking for was a 5 x 5 grid, so you could take a word/phrase from col 1, then any one from col 2 etc. The end result would have put Ron Atkinson/Kenny Dalglish to shame.

[vetran]

Seen this? You can you print any colour you like :

Plans for fully 3D-printed gun go online next week ? The Register

should make life interesting.

[mudskipper]

I would be eternally grateful to anyone who could find me a copy of the Viz 'Football Cliche Generator'. Rep is available.

Obviously, you'll need the rub of the green.

Dunno if this is the same one.

Football Speak

Mr M writes the weekly match report for son's footie team - I think he uses most of these.

[Zippy]

I would be eternally grateful to anyone who could find me a copy of the Viz 'Football Cliche Generator'. Rep is available.

Obviously, you'll need the rub of the green.

[AtW]

Where do the batteries go?

It does not need batteries - works fine on solid fuel.

HTH

[MarillionFan]

Where do the batteries go?

You don't always need batteries.

Viz Top Tips #42

"Ladies. An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator"

[Zippy]

Where do the batteries go?

[shaunbhoy]

So all you need to do is find the type who would buy that and make your sexy moves?

That shouldn't take too long.

[ctdctd]

So all you need to do is find the type who would buy that and make your sexy moves?

[AtW]

"There was also plenty on offer for the ladies, like this assault rifle with a feminine touch"

Source:
In pictures: National Rifle Association's annual convention - Telegraph