terrible racket outside

[Zippy]

just checking me email when there was aterrible racket outside.
Blooming hailstorm! hailstones the size of hailstones bucketing down

We've just had some here. Obviously they were limp-wristed, shandy-drinking, southern hailstones.
Still bloody hurt though.

[RSoles]

That's an Iron Eater (shows age).

[EternalOptimist]

oops

[original PM]

Saviour of the universe?

Indeed - make sure nobody tries to imply this is anything more than a random occurance and not part of a diabolic evil scheme to destroy the world or we could be in trouble...

[Sysman]

Does your car look like this?

That happened to a colleague about a decade ago. He was driving a convertible at the time and from sunshine to hail he didn't have time to put the hood up. He told us that large hailstones are pretty painful.

The bodywork was severely dented and the insurance company wouldn't pay up under an Act of God clause, but the government declared it as a natural disaster and released funds for such repairs.

[Uncle Albert]

Does your car look like this?

That's what you get for living in Merseyside.

[Troll]

just checking me email when there was aterrible racket outside.
Blooming hailstorm! hailstones the size of hailstones bucketing down

Does your car look like this?

[Mich the Tester]

omg

do you remember Flash Gordon??

Saviour of the universe?

[original PM]

omg

do you remember Flash Gordon??

[EternalOptimist]

just checking me email when there was aterrible racket outside.
Blooming hailstorm! hailstones the size of hailstones bucketing down