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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    It's probably the least embarrassing (and least deviant) glass-table story we're likely to hear


    True. I wait with baited breath...

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Pressed an old laptop into service today installing Linux. Spent an hour trying to figure out why the mouse wouldn't work (trackpad was fine).

    An optical mouse and a glass table
    It's probably the least embarrassing (and least deviant) glass-table story we're likely to hear

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    :clippy:
    That'll do it

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    I think I might indulge shortly.

    Hey Admin, can we have a pished (drunk, steaming, blitzed, canned, blootered, out yer face), smillie?
    :clippy:

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    You deserve one now then
    I think I might indulge shortly.

    Hey Admin, can we have a pished (drunk, steaming, blitzed, canned, blootered, out yer face), smillie?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    No excuses, before
    You deserve one now then

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Was this before or after a few shandies?
    No excuses, before

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  • SimonMac
    replied
    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Pressed an old laptop into service today installing Linux. Spent an hour trying to figure out why the mouse wouldn't work (trackpad was fine).

    An optical mouse and a glass table
    Was this before or after a few shandies?

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  • Cliphead
    started a topic Doh!

    Doh!

    Pressed an old laptop into service today installing Linux. Spent an hour trying to figure out why the mouse wouldn't work (trackpad was fine).

    An optical mouse and a glass table
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