Reply to: So has anyone actually done anything constructive so far this morning?

[chef]

Have finally found a "hot desk" in the corner of the room, staring at the HR desk, a most excellent view..

Just had a great lunch in a new noodle bar, just about to go have a cig, have done approx 5-10 mins work all day with no intention at all of that breaching the 15 min mark..

Oh and the client has paid me 12 days early

..so its a celebration Chateau Musar night out for me and girlfriend chef tonight..

[Troll]

14:10

Just back from a 2 hour power nap at hotel...

[NickIT]

Had an interview....for a permie job *gag*

But times are tight and cash needs re-establishing.

Otherwise ... I had a bacon sarni...

[andy]

that reminds me
Time to take a dump
bye

[sasguru]

Had a most satisfying dump just now.

[DaveB]

Well I think the fact that the thread has made it to three pages and is still going strong answers the original question. Lazy feckers one and all. Brings a tear to my eye so it does

[dmini]

Done 2 or three Microsoft virtual labs today. Done about 5 minutes real work, finding out who owned a system for someone, but that was it. I am sooooo bored! Will do another MS technet lab soon. They are very realistic though, have to give it to them. The servers hang, come up with hardware errors, the new admin code doen't work..... just like real life!

[bobsmithldn]

Yes, resigned ... oops, terminated contract ...

[The_Gimp]

is she the sandwich girl, or the cleaner

She works in HR. We have some outside agency that looks after the cleaning and there is this one cleaner who is f**king outstanding. Tall ,slim, dark hair with nice pert t*ts. She is from some impoverished Eastern European country and is probably riddled with stds, but man serious eye candy for a wed morning.. I could ride her till the cows came home, but u would have to tripple-bag it if you catch my drift..

[HankWangford]

investment bank in the city..

is she the sandwich girl, or the cleaner

[HankWangford]

I'm guessing din dins is a euphemism for mummys and daddys. Oh and I said I was 'bizzy' thurs.. but I know in my heart of hearts that next time we have work drinks and I am pearsed and with no other better offers...

fat birds....always so accommodating after a few drinks, even though they know that when your chundering in the morning it's because of what you woke up next to, not the beer

[Ruprect]

This is the email, or part of it:

I know you're really bizzy n stuff, but was finking if u free thus you could come over and I'll cook u din dins... how bout it??

What the f**k is din dins?? Hello..

Pies probably.

[The_Gimp]

Christ gimp where u working.....

investment bank in the city..

[The_Gimp]

I'm guessing din dins is a euphemism for mummys and daddys. Oh and I said I was 'bizzy' thurs.. but I know in my heart of hearts that next time we have work drinks and I am pearsed and with no other better offers...

[HankWangford]

This is the email, or part of it:

I know you're really bizzy n stuff, but was finking if u free thus you could come over and I'll cook u din dins... how bout it??

What the f**k is din dins?? Hello..

Christ gimp where u working.....