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Previously on "Bl00dy show-offs"
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Guest repliedShouldn't that be "please don't fart before my wife" ?
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Guest repliedA bloke once said to me "please don't fart infront of my wife".
To which I exclaimed "Why, was it her turn?". Boom boom.
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Guest repliedthreaded
can I refer you to chico
he intends to live after he dies
:rolleyes
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Guest repliedusually the sort who could do with taking life easy now and then?
If it is only one flight I normally do them two steps at a time.
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Guest repliedshow offs
snaw, I am just refering to an old thread where EO said he's been marrid for a year or two now and he still worries about farting in the presence of his wife....
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Guest repliedRe: viagra
Whoops, wrong thread.
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Guest repliedviagra
woops wrong thread
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Guest repliedEO : are you able to fart in the presence of your wife yet??
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Guest repliedEO : are you able to fart in the presence of your wife yet??
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Guest repliedI once had a glass plastic sandwich with rubber and metal rails filling for lunch, my @rse was so sore I had to use the lift for weeks.
:rolleyes
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Guest repliedHey that's a good idea. Just like a Van de Graf generator!Was the top floor a huge metal sphere?
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Guest replied<<What is it with people who wont use the lift to go up or down one floor!?>>
At one time I worked in a building that had stairs made of a glass plastic sandwich mounted on rubber with metal rails. The result was a giant capacitor. The staff got so fed up with static shocks so they all used the lifts.
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Guest repliedAnd is it just coincidence that these people are usually the sort who could do with taking life easy now and then?
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Guest started a topic Bl00dy show-offsBl00dy show-offs
What is it with people who wont use the lift to go up or down one floor!? I could understand it if they had desperate need for the exercise, but these people are just fecking show-offs. And is it just coincidence that these people are usually the sort who could do with taking life easy now and then?Tags: None
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