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    Bl00dy show-offs

    What is it with people who wont use the lift to go up or down one floor!? I could understand it if they had desperate need for the exercise, but these people are just fecking show-offs. And is it just coincidence that these people are usually the sort who could do with taking life easy now and then?

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    And is it just coincidence that these people are usually the sort who could do with taking life easy now and then?
    That could be the perfect recruitment advert for the Civil Service

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      #3
      <<What is it with people who wont use the lift to go up or down one floor!?>>

      At one time I worked in a building that had stairs made of a glass plastic sandwich mounted on rubber with metal rails. The result was a giant capacitor. The staff got so fed up with static shocks so they all used the lifts.

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        #4
        Hey that's a good idea. Just like a Van de Graf generator!Was the top floor a huge metal sphere?

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          #5
          I once had a glass plastic sandwich with rubber and metal rails filling for lunch, my @rse was so sore I had to use the lift for weeks.

          :rolleyes

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            #6
            EO : are you able to fart in the presence of your wife yet??

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              #7
              EO : are you able to fart in the presence of your wife yet??
              If I ever had any doubts as to whether you scratch your nuts when you wake up of a morning Sandy, I now no longer harbour any.

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                #8
                viagra

                woops wrong thread

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                  #9
                  Re: viagra

                  Whoops, wrong thread.

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                    #10
                    show offs

                    snaw, I am just refering to an old thread where EO said he's been marrid for a year or two now and he still worries about farting in the presence of his wife....

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