What is it with people who wont use the lift to go up or down one floor!? I could understand it if they had desperate need for the exercise, but these people are just fecking show-offs. And is it just coincidence that these people are usually the sort who could do with taking life easy now and then?
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<<What is it with people who wont use the lift to go up or down one floor!?>>
At one time I worked in a building that had stairs made of a glass plastic sandwich mounted on rubber with metal rails. The result was a giant capacitor. The staff got so fed up with static shocks so they all used the lifts.Comment
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I once had a glass plastic sandwich with rubber and metal rails filling for lunch, my @rse was so sore I had to use the lift for weeks.
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EO : are you able to fart in the presence of your wife yet??Comment
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snaw, I am just refering to an old thread where EO said he's been marrid for a year or two now and he still worries about farting in the presence of his wife....Comment
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