What is it with people who wont use the lift to go up or down one floor!? I could understand it if they had desperate need for the exercise, but these people are just fecking show-offs. And is it just coincidence that these people are usually the sort who could do with taking life easy now and then?
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That could be the perfect recruitment advert for the Civil ServiceAnd is it just coincidence that these people are usually the sort who could do with taking life easy now and then?
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<<What is it with people who wont use the lift to go up or down one floor!?>>
At one time I worked in a building that had stairs made of a glass plastic sandwich mounted on rubber with metal rails. The result was a giant capacitor. The staff got so fed up with static shocks so they all used the lifts.Comment
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I once had a glass plastic sandwich with rubber and metal rails filling for lunch, my @rse was so sore I had to use the lift for weeks.
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If I ever had any doubts as to whether you scratch your nuts when you wake up of a morning Sandy, I now no longer harbour any.EO : are you able to fart in the presence of your wife yet??Comment
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snaw, I am just refering to an old thread where EO said he's been marrid for a year or two now and he still worries about farting in the presence of his wife....Comment
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