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  • TestMangler
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    So, put a task on your plan (assigned to Jeeves) to open all blister packs prior to delivery to your desk (and request hourly progress updates).

    See, this PM'ing thing is a piece of piss

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Get your blister packed items delivered to the kitchen then.

    Call yourself a PM ??
    Kitchen?? you'll have to ask Jeeves about that..

    call yourself a contractor tch

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    great idea but I rarely keep a tin opener in my desk drawer at work.....
    Get your blister packed items delivered to the kitchen then.

    Call yourself a PM ??

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Moany, whiney 1st world people who don't know when they're well off :-)


    (Actually for blister packs, I got a little gadget at a conference which is just wider than a CD had has a tiny little recessed blade and works fantastic.)
    Come to think of it, a seat belt cutter might be ideal for blister packs.

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  • darmstadt
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    Moany, whiney 1st world people who don't know when they're well off :-)


    (Actually for blister packs, I got a little gadget at a conference which is just wider than a CD had has a tiny little recessed blade and works fantastic.)

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Or kitchen scissors.
    Yep, but the scissors sort of slip around the blister pack and fail to cut, or they hurt my little delicate hands.

    I took the trouble of googling 'i hate blister packs' and there were 193,000 links returned. It seems I am not alone in despising these inventions of Be'elzebub.

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  • d000hg
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    A soldering iron would work well too... or heated rope cutter for the sailors amongst us.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yeah, a Stanley knife works too but doesn't offer much control and has in the past led to unplanned removal of finger tips.
    Or kitchen scissors.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    Use a tin opener ! Simples !!

    Or, for only £50 I could sell you my revolutionary manual rotating blade blister pack opening accessory. Or 'tin opener' for short....
    Yeah, a Stanley knife works too but doesn't offer much control and has in the past led to unplanned removal of finger tips.

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  • original PM
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    great idea but I rarely keep a tin opener in my desk drawer at work.....

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    - Blister Packs, such as illustrated below. I hate them. I hate wrestling with them, cutting up the skin under my nails, scratching my fingers, eventually grabbing a pair of scissors to try and cut them open only to cut straight through some vital part of the instruction booklet. I hate blister packs. In fact they are not the only kind of packaging I detest. I regularly fight with plastic drinks bottles that have completely OTT seals; a plastic foil around the whole top, a little plastic cap on top with a tear seal, then a tear seal on the screw top, then try to drink only to find there's a foil seal on the bottle itself. Or milk packs where you pull the aluminium foil from under the little plastic spout thingummy and there's ALWAYS a drop of milk that flies out; this is even worse when it's red fruit juice and you're wearing a white shirt.

    Use a tin opener ! Simples !!

    Or, for only £50 I could sell you my revolutionary manual rotating blade blister pack opening accessory. Or 'tin opener' for short....

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    well apparently a latte is a shot of espresso filled up with frothy milk

    not even sure what a capuccino is though.

    nor a mocha choco chino either
    Give me a cup of instant coffee every time, Alta Rica or just Nescafe. Can't be bothered with all this over-priced frothy rubbish

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Blister Packs, ...
    Thick plastic sandwich covers where there's no flap to open them, and if by some lucky manufacturing fault there is a tiny loose bit you need fingers like an oakum picker to use it

    Ordering a DVD from India, and receiving a post office card saying there's £20 import duty to pay before it can be delivered. FFS, it's not gold bullion!

    White wine with added sugar - Had a bottle the other evening, and couldn't get to sleep for 3 hours, with my heart thumping. Obviously riddled with sugar - Isn't that illegal anyway?!
    Last edited by OwlHoot; 5 March 2013, 12:45.

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  • d000hg
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    Ta Gibbon. I can't be doing with all this froth.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Fair enough. Red wine for breakfast is perhaps a little bit, erm, French.
    Or Italian. Last red wine I had for breakfast was at Nerbone's at the Mercato Centrale in Florence along with a huge beef sandwich.

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