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tractor replied

3 March 2013, 09:45
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Half a day and no one answered 'Bob'

No wonder you are all being replaced
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SimonMac replied

3 March 2013, 08:52
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Fecked would be my guess
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Lockhouse replied

3 March 2013, 00:34
What do you call a man with a pig on his head?

Hamed.

What do you call a man with two pigs on his head?

Mohammed.
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ctdctd replied

2 March 2013, 20:04
What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no dick swimming breaststroke in a swimming pool?

Mooby NoDick
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northernladuk replied

2 March 2013, 19:13
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming lengths in a swimming pool?

Clever dick...
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MarillionFan started a topic What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

2 March 2013, 19:12
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
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