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Previously on "Place your bets gentlemen please"

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  • lilelvis2000
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    Let's colonise them. Surely they must have some treasures to place into the British Museum. We could also sell them our manufactured goods...like those cars we used to make. what were they called again? Rivr..rrroowwvvvrrr. Hardly matters - they were crap anyway.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    We know you don't like Blair either but do try to stay on topic!

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by John Galt
    Ok, it's no good I've got to bring it up - any thoughts on the North Koreans? Can't help thinking that the USA should mind their own damn business really - can't quite see how they have managed to set themselves up as the world's weapons regulator. Anyway, let's have a vote (if you can be bothered). Those still searching for their prostates can vote by proxy (if they can find a volunteer)
    Isn't one of the sweeteners to the nuclear non -proliferation treaty is that in return for not developing their own nuclear weapons programme countries could rely instead on the USA nuclear umbrella?

    Acceptance of this status quo is the reason why the USA acts as the policeman

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    The question was about Korea, Snaw

    Originally posted by snaw
    Well, if I'm honest I'm not to keen on the idea of a dictator state run by a raving looney with his hands on world ending technology. :

    We know you don't like Blair either but do try to stay on topic!

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Probably not had it massaged enough. No wonder he has to shoot off missiles instead, or were they "self" propelled?
    Well, he should check it out. Apparantly missile #2 simply dribbled out...

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Nuke em. All commies, mozzies and anything else ending in ies should god damn be nuked out of existence.

    Okay?

    PS I think the solution is for the UK to increase immigration.
    Tories

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    I reckon Kim Jong-il has a dodgy prostate myself...
    Probably not had it massaged enough. No wonder he has to shoot off missiles instead, or were they "self" propelled?

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  • snaw
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    Well, if I'm honest I'm not to keen on the idea of a dictator state run by a raving looney with his hands on world ending technology. As KJS said in team america:

    Do you have any idea how ****** busy I am, Hans Brix? Werr, **** you! You want inspection? Werr, inspect that! You butt-******* piece of tulip! What, you think I'm just a petty arms dealer? I'm pwanning the attack! Congratulations Team America, you have stopped nothing...

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  • hyperD
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    Bit in the Grauniad (spit, spit) ...

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/korea/arti...813187,00.html

    To understand why the missiles were launched from Korea today, you have to look thousands of miles south at the banking system in Macau. This shady Chinese island is crucial to North Korea's fragile financial system. It is where money from arms and drug deals is laundered.

    Macau is also where many of North Korea's wealthiest citizens stash their foreign currency holdings. But the US is squeezing these deposits like never before and it is hurting more than any previous punitive measures.
    Still, I reckon Kim Jong-il has a dodgy prostate myself...

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  • Ruprect
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    don't forget geordies

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    Nuke em. All commies, mozzies and anything else ending in ies should god damn be nuked out of existence.

    Okay?
    Incuding brummies?? ...gets my vote!

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  • DimPrawn
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    Nuke em. All commies, mozzies and anything else ending in ies should god damn be nuked out of existence.

    Okay?

    PS I think the solution is for the UK to increase immigration.

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  • John Galt
    started a poll Place your bets gentlemen please

    Place your bets gentlemen please

    30
    UK will be at war within 3 months
    26.67%
    8
    USA will get their arses kicked
    16.67%
    5
    North Koreans will get their arses kicked
    23.33%
    7
    Everyone in the whole world will get their arses kicked
    33.33%
    10
    Ok, it's no good I've got to bring it up - any thoughts on the North Koreans? Can't help thinking that the USA should mind their own damn business really - can't quite see how they have managed to set themselves up as the world's weapons regulator. Anyway, let's have a vote (if you can be bothered). Those still searching for their prostates can vote by proxy (if they can find a volunteer)

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