Whereever you be, let the wind blow free.

[Mich the Tester]

Process Engineers tip: Never fart when you're cycling - you never know whether you've let slip some two phase flow.

Cyclists' tip; never wear white cycling shorts.

[hyperD]

Process Engineers tip: Never fart when you're cycling - you never know whether you've let slip some two phase flow.

[Mich the Tester]

I can hold it in for a while but all that achieves is that the fart enters the double fermentation process which adds pungency to the aroma, so when I eventually let rip everybody will suffer. Better out immediately than in temporarily.

[doodab]

I did a beauty on the tube the other day. It even made me feel a bit ill.

N.b. I can't help it, it was a side effect of some medication.

[vetran]

quality troll in the comments

I fart all the time on a plane, i love it when people look aroud to try and spot the guilty face, my personal best was when i was sat in the middle of a (i think a Airbus A320) and a lady right at the front of the plane turned arround with a disgusted look on her face. I almost caused rioting it smelt so rotton.

[zeitghost]

Experts tell flatulent flyers: let rip - Yahoo! News UK