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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!

    Should I kill him?
    I like them - I just wish they would release more stuff.

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  • amcdonald
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    Buy one of the Crazy Frog albums and put it on heavy rotation, no one beyond the age of 5 can like it

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!

    Should I kill him?
    Shove a red hot poker up his arse and wrench his balls off with a pair of pliers.

    Failing that buy a Johnny Hallyday CD and play that even louder. He'll get the hint.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!

    Should I kill him?
    no just fire him (or do you no longer have that power)

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic Bums and Posers

    Bums and Posers

    I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!

    Should I kill him?

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