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Buy one of the Crazy Frog albums and put it on heavy rotation, no one beyond the age of 5 can like it
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Shove a red hot poker up his arse and wrench his balls off with a pair of pliers.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!
Should I kill him?
Failing that buy a Johnny Hallyday CD and play that even louder. He'll get the hint.
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no just fire him (or do you no longer have that power)Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!
Should I kill him?
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Bums and Posers
I can't stand Guns and Roses; irritating, clichéd repetitive hair-rock with some bloke using a guitar as a penis and the singer exaggerating every vowel with a voice that sounds like he's getting a red hot poker shoved up his arse while someone wrenches his balls off with a pair of pliers. It's grotty, unimaginative American pulp, and there's a programmer here playing it all day long. Arrrggghhh!
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