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  • Ruprect
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    Everyone knows daleks CAN go up stairs

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  • A shed load of Daleks
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    It's hard to work out who has the biggest paps

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Now there's something we can both agree on. I've included some male string vest action for Captain Jack - never say us Daleks aren't inclusive.

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...
    Okay, let's try another tack. How do you feel about string vests?

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  • Emperor Dalek
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    Take no notice of those new Daleks, I suspect them to be interlopers and Thal sympathisers.

    BTW, Zeitghost, are you anything to do with those Silurian chappies?

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    A Damnation of Daleks

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I already did that one!
    So you did, oops. It was funnier when I did it though ...

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by snaw
    How about a stairwell of daleks ...
    I already did that one!

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  • sasguru
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    A dullness of Daleks.
    A wank of wannabee Daleks.
    A Boredom of bores.
    A semen stain of soporific geeks.

    I'll get me coat ....

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  • DaveB
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    A trundle of Daleks?

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  • snaw
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    How about a stairwell of daleks ...

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  • Troll
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    An extinction of reptiles?

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Surely it should be "An Extermination of Daleks"?
    Althuogh if that was the case they wouldn't be collective for very long

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    So thats what the collective noun is

    edit: Damn , too slow!
    Ha Ha!

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    To our new Dalek visitors...

    ShedLoadOfDaleks
    So thats what the collective noun is

    edit: Damn , too slow!

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