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Now there's something we can both agree on. I've included some male string vest action for Captain Jack - never say us Daleks aren't inclusive.
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Okay, let's try another tack. How do you feel about string vests?Originally posted by zeitghostYou might think that but I couldn't possibly comment...
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Take no notice of those new Daleks, I suspect them to be interlopers and Thal sympathisers.
BTW, Zeitghost, are you anything to do with those Silurian chappies?
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So you did, oops. It was funnier when I did it though ...Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI already did that one!
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I already did that one!Originally posted by snawHow about a stairwell of daleks ...
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A dullness of Daleks.
A wank of wannabee Daleks.
A Boredom of bores.
A semen stain of soporific geeks.
I'll get me coat ....
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Althuogh if that was the case they wouldn't be collective for very longOriginally posted by zeitghostSurely it should be "An Extermination of Daleks"?
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Ha Ha!Originally posted by DaveBSo thats what the collective noun is
edit: Damn , too slow!
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So thats what the collective noun isOriginally posted by zeitghostTo our new Dalek visitors...
ShedLoadOfDaleks
edit: Damn , too slow!
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