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Previously on "First World Problems"

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  • Robinho
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistant
    Perfect genetics.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    My iPhones not street, it doesn't recognise the word "innit". It does however know Prosciutto. I guess that it's more Radio4 than Radio1
    I'd expect most phones with an Italian dictionary to know the word Prosciutto, seeing as it means "ham".

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistant
    Hmmm, hope you've got your appetite for grub club next week, lots of pig to be eaten!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistant


    you're not fire resistant though. you fat cnt. I hope youse dont smoke




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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by SandyD View Post
    Obesity - another first world problem!
    I'm not fat, I'm drought and famine resistant

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by SandyD View Post
    Obesity - another first world problem!

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  • SandyD
    replied
    Obesity - another first world problem!

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  • SimonMac
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    My iPhones not street, it doesn't recognise the word "innit". It does however know Prosciutto. I guess that it's more Radio4 than Radio1

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