Reply to: "Were you party to one or more tax avoidance schemes?"

[mudskipper]

Did someone say party?

[centurian]

Seems like you need a bit more time to think about it. Why don't you do it at the weekend.

What's the worst that could happen

[Zippy]

Got to calculation - now it's NOT funny!

Go back and do it again. Make sure you've claimed for everything like client entertainment (sofa).

[EternalOptimist]

this is a bit weird.

a few days ago, someone posted here about a guy who sh@gged a kid and got away with it because he didnt know the law

now we have a bunch of contractors who both know and keep within the tax law

but get sh@gged by HMRC any way

[vetran]

I replied in the notes, no sorry my offices aren't owned by an offshore company so I get to pay less tax. Send my love to your landlords, it must be warm in the British Virgin Isles this time of year!

[doodab]

Were you party to one or more tax avoidance schemes?

I watched 8 out of 10 cats, does that count?

[hyperD]

Soon they will send a form something like this:

Q: "How much did you make in year end 2015?"

A: "Give it all to us"

[BA to the Stars]

Are they offering a discount for doing the tax inspectors job for them.

Useless bunch of ******

[doodab]

So, what's the deal with those offshore vehicles?

You shouldn't be looking at yachts until you have a sofa.

[Mich the Tester]

Why on earth are you looking at your tax return?

I've always left this to the accountant, but now I'm a permie I'm afraid I might have to touch the devil's turd known as a tax return with my own fingers. Should I get some antibiotic soap to prevent the lurgy?

[AtW]

Why on earth are you looking at your tax return? You should be working on SKA!

I wish I had not looked at it

So, what's the deal with those offshore vehicles?

[SimonMac]

Yes, I pay myself dividends

[administrator]

Got to calculation - now it's NOT funny!

Why on earth are you looking at your tax return? You should be working on SKA!

[Mich the Tester]

Best tax avoidance scheme anyone can sign up to is leaving this rotting hell hole of a country and paying yer taxes to someone else.

Done that. Doesn't work.

[AtW]

Got to calculation - now it's NOT funny!