Reply to: Are you fit to live in Britain?

[SantaClaus]

Oh yes I did shortly after it was introduced, passed naturally

That's a pity.

[AtW]

I'm guessing you didn't take the test as you are still here.

Oh yes I did shortly after it was introduced, naturally I passed it

[SantaClaus]

They should have asked for tax rates - you'd get 0%

I'm guessing you didn't take the test as you are still here.

[Moscow Mule]

You can't be that bad try this test

28/30

[AtW]

100%. oh well, looks like I'll have to stay

They should have asked for tax rates - you'd get 0%

[SantaClaus]

100%. oh well, looks like I'll have to stay

If any Bobs are reading this forum and looking for citizenship, I only charge 1000,000 Rupees to sit the test for you. Please PM me for further details.

[SimonMac]

10/10. But really Q3. is carp. It is only the Union Jack when it is hung from the jack-staff of a ship

That is why it said "commonly called", at least it didn't ask which way up it should be

[OwlHoot]

You can't be that bad try this test

19 out of 30 - Not bad at all, if I do say so myself, wot shouldn't

[SueEllen]

Whahey! 10 out of 10

The patron saint question nearly threw me though.

But I'd have no chance whatever of passing my driving test if I had to resit it now - I barely know what a single road sign means, and the Highway Code is as thick as a phone directory.

You can't be that bad try this test

[OwlHoot]

Whahey! 10 out of 10

The patron saint question nearly threw me though.

But I'd have no chance whatever of passing my driving test if I had to resit it now - I barely know what a single road sign means, and the Highway Code is as thick as a phone directory.

[RasputinDude]

10/10. But really Q3. is carp. It is only the Union Jack when it is hung from the jack-staff of a ship

[Platypus]

I was confused that there was no option for Rab C Nesbitt as the patron saint of Scotland but guessed it was Andrew in honor of Andy Murray

[SimonMac]

Can you pass the British immigration exam? - Telegraph

Thankfully I got 0/10 so need to leave as soon as possible.

Never a truer word

I was confused that there was no option for Rab C Nesbitt as the patron saint of Scotland but guessed it was Andrew in honor of Andy Murray

[Mich the Tester]

So it should be "Mitch von Tëster"?

Jawohl herr Fitz.

[NickFitz]

Nope, but the Saxe-Coburg family changed their name to "Windsor" at about the same time and for the same reason as my family dropped the 'von' and the umlaut.

So it should be "Mitch von Tëster"?