If programmers were hired like Carpenters

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vetran replied

25 January 2013, 10:54
There's a kind of hush!
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doodab replied

25 January 2013, 10:48
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

EO is suffering from a touch of the Suitys methinks.

He's not even close to you
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BrilloPad replied

25 January 2013, 10:43
Originally posted by vetran View Post

ouch, there is something about trying too hard

Just leave EO to be on top of the world
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MarillionFan replied

25 January 2013, 10:42
Originally posted by vetran View Post

ouch, there is something about trying too hard

EO is suffering from a touch of the Suitys methinks.
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vetran replied

25 January 2013, 10:37
ouch, there is something about trying too hard
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EternalOptimist started a topic If programmers were hired like Carpenters

25 January 2013, 10:32
If programmers were hired like Carpenters

interviewer - 'So how much experience do you have with this?'
Programmer - 'I've only just begun'
Interviewer -'Do you live far away'
Programmer - 'Close to you'

last question - 'any holidays or days when you can't be available>'
'Rainy days and Mondays'

NEXT DAY:

Ring...

Interviewer: Hello?
Programmer: Hello. Remember me, I'm the Programmer you interviewed for the jambalaya job. Just wanted to touch base to see if you've made a decision.

Interviewer: When did you call ?
'yesterday'
Interviewer: 'when'
'yesterday'
Interviewer:'did you say yesterday once more ? you're in'

Last edited by EternalOptimist; 25 January 2013, 10:35.
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