Reply to: I want to stop my lesbian neighbours from showing off their sex life

[darmstadt]

We have a young couple who moved in over the road about 18 months ago and originally I used to see the husband in the mornings roughly toweling his arse after a shower while I was having my breakfast fag on the balcony, I didn't even know that the room he was in is the bathroom (actually I'm not too sure it is!) Luckily they've now put up something like sticky-back plastic on the window so you can only see the top of his head now. However, late the other night I was having my Horlicks fag and the wife came into the front room and I thought "that's a strange pair of trousers she has on. Pale with a dark heart shaped front pattern!" I then cottoned onto the fact that from the waist down she was in fact wearing her birthday trousers while sorting out some stuff in the front room, which went on for quite a while, at least for a second helping of Horlicks. I believe that I have also heard them doing the horizontal tango more than once or he was sticking a cucumber up her bottom.

[bless 'em all]

A quote from the lengthy response ....

I wonder how long your husband will consider it the greatest show on earth?

Answer: Until Hell freezes over!

[BrilloPad]

You do that every night do you?

Until the police put a stop to it.

[Mich the Tester]

I couldn't see my rear neighbours house's clearly without Binoculars, most of those are in their seventies having met them in the park that is between us.

You do that every night do you?

[vetran]

I remember them more like....

forget Mitch, in like Flynn.

[vetran]

Good idea. Some loud beer-fuelled whooping and raucous encouragement from the other side of the garden fence might just bring on a bit of modesty in the ladies in question. Or it might bring a charge of 'invasion of privacy'.

Its a fantasy scenario AFAIAC. That was Humour.

I couldn't see my rear neighbours house's clearly without Binoculars, most of those are in their seventies having met them in the park that is between us.

I would suggest the ladies in question are exceptionally naive if they forget to put the curtains up and think in a built up area they won't be seen cavorting.

[SimonMac]

oh please! last time I got negged by mudskipper who then got zippy and cojak upon me like the 3 witches of Eastwick. Or was it Macbeth?

I remember them more like....

[wobbegong]

Get the boys from the rugby club round provide beer and let them watch the show.

Don't sleep in the damp patch.

Good idea. Some loud beer-fuelled whooping and raucous encouragement from the other side of the garden fence might just bring on a bit of modesty in the ladies in question. Or it might bring a charge of 'invasion of privacy'.

[BA to the Stars]

Get the boys from the rugby club round sell them beer and charge them them watch the show.

FTFY - Plan B

[vetran]

Get the boys from the rugby club round provide beer and let them watch the show.

Don't sleep in the damp patch.

[Mich the Tester]

oh please! last time I got negged by mudskipper who then got zippy and cojak upon me like the 3 witches of Eastwick. Or was it Macbeth?

Not sure I can face that again.

On the other hand, for a few lesbian pictures, I might be tempted......

So what were Mudskipper, Zippy and Cojak doing in the pics?

[BrilloPad]

Anyone else thing this was gonna be another of BP and the "accidental naked pics" thread?

oh please! last time I got negged by mudskipper who then got zippy and cojak upon me like the 3 witches of Eastwick. Or was it Macbeth?

Not sure I can face that again.

On the other hand, for a few lesbian pictures, I might be tempted......

[SimonMac]

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Anyone got any advice for this poor unfortunate?

I can send you pictures if you need proof.

[SimonMac]

Anyone else thing this was gonna be another of BP and the "accidental naked pics" thread?

[AtW]

Envy is a sin...