Things not to do at Airport Security

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mudskipper replied

20 January 2013, 13:16
Originally posted by AtW View Post

shaunbhoy is not obnoxious.

Yeah, but minnie's not fat.

Who else is a contender?
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AtW replied

20 January 2013, 13:10
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

MF was travelling with shauny? Blimey - wouldn't want to be sandwiched between those two on a long haul flight.

shaunbhoy is not obnoxious.
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mudskipper replied

20 January 2013, 13:09
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Who was it who called SF airport and told them a balding, fat, short obnoxious Scotsman recovering from the flu would be carrying drugs?

MF was travelling with shauny? Blimey - wouldn't want to be sandwiched between those two on a long haul flight.
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eek replied

20 January 2013, 12:47
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Who was it who called SF airport and told them a balding, fat, short obnoxious Scotsman recovering from the flu would be carrying drugs?

Carrying drugs you say? That really should be passed to the customs officers at the arriving airport and I think you still have time.
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SimonMac replied

20 January 2013, 12:41
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Who was it who called SF airport and told them a balding, fat, short obnoxious Scotsman recovering from the flu would be carrying drugs?
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BrilloPad replied

20 January 2013, 12:36
Who was it who called SF airport and told them a balding, fat, short obnoxious Scotsman recovering from the flu would be carrying drugs?
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ctdctd replied

20 January 2013, 09:42
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I think we pay extra for that as a special service just for MF.

FTFY
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mudskipper replied

20 January 2013, 09:39
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

Is it true their hand goes in up to their elbow? That's what I heard

I think you pay extra for that.
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AtW replied

20 January 2013, 09:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Lesson learned there then.

Can you sit now?
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OwlHoot replied

20 January 2013, 09:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

And 4. Gangnam style cowboy dance when in the X-Ray machine. It appears its not a joking matter, it's not big, it's not clever and it gets you taken off into a side room for 20 minutes. ...

Is it true their hand goes in up to their elbow? That's what I heard
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BrilloPad replied

20 January 2013, 08:42
Did you get 4 out of 4 then?
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MarillionFan started a topic Things not to do at Airport Security

20 January 2013, 02:55
Things not to do at Airport Security

1. Look Shifty
2. Be Muslim
3. Mention the word 'bomb'

And 4. Gangnam style cowboy dance when in the X-Ray machine. It appears its not a joking matter, it's not big, it's not clever and it gets you taken off into a side room for 20 minutes.

Lesson learned there then.
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