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WBPS and double it. Then have a chaser.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAct like a permie. Fill your boots, then whine about how rubbish the hotel is and fook up all your work tomorrow.
HTH
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Act like a permie. Fill your boots, then whine about how rubbish the hotel is and fook up all your work tomorrow.
HTH
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Use the money saved on the hotel to buy morale-lifting doughnuts for the rest of the office.
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Massive alcohol intake followed by hospitalisation and a couple of weeks in intensive care.
That should teach them not to treat you like a permie.
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What would AndyW do?
10Fill your boots, they even allow alcohol so better get a chaser.90.00%9Keep it low profile, take the free room only.0.00%0Ask AndyW's mum if i can shack up with her for the night10.00%1Been sent off site by ClientCo, was short notice so instead of them booking me a hotel that I usually pay for, they have given the room of a permie who is off sick which is already paid for.
So not only do. I get the room free I get a pre approved allowance for dinner and breakfast tomorrow.
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