Reply to: Questions I would like to ask some people although I don't care about the answer

[OwlHoot]

Erm, why do you have images of fat, naked, beardy men on your home PC?

Just asking like....

[doodab]

How was your day dear?

Really really tulip, thanks for asking.

[suityou01]

How was your day dear?

[Platypus]

How did you get so ******* fat?

Why don't you shut up and do some work?

Jesus! That's a bit personal !! Do you know me?

[doodab]

Why do some pseuds at clientco keep writing and drawing bizarre and surreal things on the kitchen whiteboard?

This morning there was a large image of a buddha, that must have taken a good 10 minutes to draw, with the caption "Who keeps stealing my Wheetabix?"

Wouldn't it be easier just keep the wretched Wheetabix in their desk drawer?

Crunchy nut cornflakes I can understand but who would steal wheetabix?

[OwlHoot]

Why do some pseuds at clientco keep writing and drawing bizarre and surreal things on the kitchen whiteboard?

This morning there was a large image of a buddha, that must have taken a good 10 minutes to draw, with the caption "Who keeps stealing my Wheetabix?"

Wouldn't it be easier just keep the wretched Wheetabix in their desk drawer?

[bobspud]

Because everytime I sh*g your missus, she gives me a biscuit

(apologies to South African cricketer Eddie Brandes)

Damm beat me to it

[bobspud]

How did you get so ******* fat?

Becasue every time I shagged your mum, she gave me a biscuit

[norrahe]

MalP was a close call when he went flying off his chair.

I blame page 3!

[Bunk]

Blimey. I don't think we've ever hospitalised someone before. Still - it explains why nobody has seen you since.

MalP was a close call when he went flying off his chair.

[Zippy]

Yep, but he's not been back. Once was obviously enough.

I did and he was. I had to slope off early due to feeling a bit unwell. I ended up in hospital about a week later.

Blimey. I don't think we've ever hospitalised someone before. Still - it explains why nobody has seen you since.

[doodab]

Someone claimimg to be doodab turned up once (and you were there). My memory may be faulty - I was pissed (again)

I did and he was. I had to slope off early due to feeling a bit unwell. I ended up in hospital about a week later.

[mudskipper]

Someone claimimg to be doodab turned up once (and you were there). My memory may be faulty - I was pissed (again)

Yep, but he's not been back. Once was obviously enough.

[DodgyAgent]

What rate would you like? is a particular question that I like to ask and then ignore the answer

[Zippy]

You've obviously not been on a CUK night out, they ask me this all the time.

Someone claimimg to be doodab turned up once (and you were there). My memory may be faulty - I was pissed (again)