Questions I would like to ask some people although I don't care about the answer

[Scrag Meister]

How did you get so ******* fat?

Why don't you shut up and do some work?

You've obviously not been on a CUK night out, they ask me this all the time.

[Zippy]

You've obviously not been on a CUK night out, they ask me this all the time.

Someone claimimg to be doodab turned up once (and you were there). My memory may be faulty - I was pissed (again)

[DodgyAgent]

What rate would you like? is a particular question that I like to ask and then ignore the answer

[mudskipper]

Someone claimimg to be doodab turned up once (and you were there). My memory may be faulty - I was pissed (again)

Yep, but he's not been back. Once was obviously enough.

[doodab]

Someone claimimg to be doodab turned up once (and you were there). My memory may be faulty - I was pissed (again)

I did and he was. I had to slope off early due to feeling a bit unwell. I ended up in hospital about a week later.

[Zippy]

Yep, but he's not been back. Once was obviously enough.

I did and he was. I had to slope off early due to feeling a bit unwell. I ended up in hospital about a week later.

Blimey. I don't think we've ever hospitalised someone before. Still - it explains why nobody has seen you since.

[Bunk]

Blimey. I don't think we've ever hospitalised someone before. Still - it explains why nobody has seen you since.

MalP was a close call when he went flying off his chair.

[norrahe]

MalP was a close call when he went flying off his chair.

I blame page 3!

[bobspud]

How did you get so ******* fat?

Becasue every time I shagged your mum, she gave me a biscuit

[bobspud]

Because everytime I sh*g your missus, she gives me a biscuit

(apologies to South African cricketer Eddie Brandes)

Damm beat me to it