Today's Top Contract

[Halo Jones]

Somebody posted it on Twitter - I have absolutely no idea how he found it, and I'm not going to ask

Very boring answer to this, he likely read this article

[NickFitz]

What on earth were you searching for to find that one?

Somebody posted it on Twitter - I have absolutely no idea how he found it, and I'm not going to ask

[ctdctd]

Any takers?

May I refer you to your avatar and / or a mirror?

Actually, Wolf boy AND Wolf girl could sell a few tickets IMO.

[kingcook]

https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJ...&where&q&AVSDM

Wolf Boy/Girl Wanted

Job description

All applicants must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under a different job opportunities.

All applicant must also have Circus skills to a high standard.

They must also have a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on their face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.

The job will run from the 10th January to the 23rd March where the Circus of Horrors, which is now in its 18th year of existence, will perform in in 57 different venues from Jersey to Aberdeen.

Any takers?

I'm more of giver than a taker, and for that reason.... i'm out, then in, then out again.

[administrator]

What on earth were you searching for to find that one?

Wonder if they would count the hairs at interview...

[NickFitz]

https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/GetJ...&where&q&AVSDM

Wolf Boy/Girl Wanted

Job description

All applicants must be genuine, people with beards or wearing masks will not be accepted, although a woman with a beard may be considered under a different job opportunities.

All applicant must also have Circus skills to a high standard.

They must also have a minimum of 60,000 hairs growing on their face & linking up with the hairline, hair on the head is not included in this specification.

The job will run from the 10th January to the 23rd March where the Circus of Horrors, which is now in its 18th year of existence, will perform in in 57 different venues from Jersey to Aberdeen.

Any takers?