Anyone here done time...

[Spacecadet]

It was my next wife, Susan's idea. She wasn't down with the whole corporate suit thing. It all started with some road trip she went on.

I'll warn you now; she weighs the same as a duck... and she meets with known murderers

[Pondlife]

Why would you go from Company President to IT drone?

It was my next wife, Susan's idea. She wasn't down with the whole corporate suit thing. It all started with some road trip she went on.

[bless 'em all]

Nearly, very nearly, about this ' ' far away from it.

28 days (if the check had bounced) for non-payment of the Poll Tax.

[Spacecadet]

IIRC I was working as a car mechanic and started dating Einstein's niece and some of the nerd stuff rubbed off on me, then after a brief spell as a hollywood player I moved to Arlington Road where I lived next door to some of Wilmslow's current neighbours.

Why would you go from Company President to IT drone?

[Pondlife]

So how did you get into IT then?

IIRC I was working as a car mechanic and started dating Einstein's niece and some of the nerd stuff rubbed off on me, then after a brief spell as a hollywood player I moved to Arlington Road where I lived next door to some of Wilmslow's current neighbours.

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, I once got fitted up for the murder of my wife and her boyfriend and got sent down for life. Once inside I made friends with a guy named Red who sounded like the guy from the More Than insurance ads and looked a bit the guy who runs Batman's Co for him when he's cavorting about like a ponce.

Anyways, I started giving the guards some shrewd financial advice and helped the warden with some scams, so in return they gave me a little hammer for my rock collection and a poster.

Long story short, I dug my way out and nicked the warden's stash and later met up with me old mate Red down in Mexico. We lost contact shortly after but last I heard he was driving some old dear round in her car very slowly.

So how did you get into IT then?

[Pondlife]

Yeah, I once got fitted up for the murder of my wife and her boyfriend and got sent down for life. Once inside I made friends with a guy named Red who sounded like the guy from the More Than insurance ads and looked a bit the guy who runs Batman's Co for him when he's cavorting about like a ponce.

Anyways, I started giving the guards some shrewd financial advice and helped the warden with some scams, so in return they gave me a little hammer for my rock collection and a poster.

Long story short, I dug my way out and nicked the warden's stash and later met up with me old mate Red down in Mexico. We lost contact shortly after but last I heard he was driving some old dear round in her car very slowly.

[mudskipper]

Every day at clientCo feels like it...

[darmstadt]

Nearly, very nearly, about this ' ' far away from it.

[bangedupnick]

As my user name suggests, I have done time. 5 months in a prison in the south east of the UK.

It happened during a depressive episode where I got it into my head I was going to go round killing people. The mental health staff treating me not unreasonably got the hump at this, informed the police, and off I was carted to the local nick.

They dropped the charges once I got better, and I was released.

[Old Hack]

Walking past some scuffling Yank sailors in Frejus one night saw me thrown in a french paddy wagon, whilst they waited for shore patrol. Quite a giggle in the end and got right on it with the yanks the next time I saw them. Shore patrol weren't to be fooked about with mind.

[Ketchup]

Spent a night in the cells a few times when i was young and stupid, never received a record sufficient enough to stop me getting SC though

[DodgyAgent]

...in chokey?

And I dont mean a night in the guard room or the cells of your local police station as I'm sure most of us have been there at some time or another during our wayward youths.

If so, what did you go down for? How long were you in for and do you break out in a cold sweat when you hear people talking about Gorillas in the Mist?

We agents call "doing time" as "college"

[MarillionFan]

No. But visited a number of different ones over the years visiting a Uni friend who got sent down for 11 years for an armed robbery while he was pissed. Lovely places, lovely people.

[Malcolm Buggeridge]

...in chokey?

And I dont mean a night in the guard room or the cells of your local police station as I'm sure most of us have been there at some time or another during our wayward youths.

If so, what did you go down for? How long were you in for and do you break out in a cold sweat when you hear people talking about Gorillas in the Mist?