Has anyone had a worse new year??

[BrilloPad]

How on earth can someone eat inedible food, immediately get gastro E then have to visit the bog ten times ???

It normally takes a few days for the galloping wildies to work their way through

Depends how well you were to begin with.

[EternalOptimist]

How on earth can someone eat inedible food, immediately get gastro E then have to visit the bog ten times ???

It normally takes a few days for the galloping wildies to work their way through

[Spacecadet]

Would fit right in.

You're probably right there

£33 for an "all in" New Years Eve experience? I'd budget more than that on a taxi!

[AtW]

A dismal New Year's means the rest of the year will be awesome.

No more sockie bans on CUK then?

[NotAllThere]

A dismal New Year's means the rest of the year will be awesome.

[suityou01]

The night club attached to the Britannia Hotel Disbury is chav central, you probably wouldn't have fared any better there

Would fit right in.

[Spacecadet]

Felt a bit ropey yesterday afternoon, but plodded on - so still went to the Didsbury with my friend for an all inclusive NYE package for a bargain 33 quid each.

Looks like I booked for the wrong hotel - we were at the Britannia in Offerton, Stockport. Makes Fawlty Towers look good.

The night club attached to the Britannia Hotel Disbury is chav central, you probably wouldn't have fared any better there

[BrilloPad]

but got a plant on the cheek from a lovely freindly old lady at midnight.

What sort of plant was it?

But it sounds liked you pulled! You should have told her you were a virgin - she might have taken pity and popped your cherry...

[AtW]

I had to read that tripe, where's my ******* medal

With Wilmslow you only get those posthumously

[Paddy]

Had previous New Years in NL. Utter crap. Most places closed or closed for private parties. Many Dutch staying at home for a quite night.

[SimonMac]

Felt a bit ropey yesterday afternoon, but plodded on - so still went to the Britannia Hotel Didsbury with my friend for an all inclusive NYE package for a bargain 33 quid each.

Looks like I booked for the wrong hotel - we were at the Britannia in Offerton, Stockport. Makes Fawlty Towers look good.

Food was very literally inedible, and I had full blown gastro-enteritis develop with terrible ring sting, up to the room 10 times over the evening.

Joined the NYE party revellers - a load of Pontins types from Glasgow, doing dancing to Gay Gordons, Scotland the Brave and Showaddywaddy. No totty, just people with teenage kids or biddies with walking sticks. All very nice folks mind you....

Elderly guy in the gents tells me abot his missus's water works troubles and how the BP would not let them use their toilet, but got a plant on the cheek from a lovely freindly old lady at midnight.

My mate was also poorly, coughing the night away so I have no sleep.

Apparantly they are on a 4 day mystery tour - which is the only way this crap hotel can get some custom. They were jealous that we were there for just one night and just 10 mins drive from our homes.

Can anyone beat this? Please - I need a laugh.......

I had to read that tripe, where's my ******* medal

[suityou01]

I think Wilmslow, in the final analysis you just make nutty decisions

[AtW]

I think Wilmslow, in the final analysis you just attract bad luck

[suityou01]

Wilmslooooooooow <canned laughter>

[Gruffalo]

Felt a bit ropey yesterday afternoon, but plodded on - so still went to the Britannia Hotel Didsbury with my friend for an all inclusive NYE package for a bargain 33 quid each.

Looks like I booked for the wrong hotel - we were at the Britannia in Offerton, Stockport. Makes Fawlty Towers look good.

Food was very literally inedible, and I had full blown gastro-enteritis develop with terrible ring sting, up to the room 10 times over the evening.

Joined the NYE party revellers - a load of Pontins types from Glasgow, doing dancing to Gay Gordons, Scotland the Brave and Showaddywaddy. No totty, just people with teenage kids or biddies with walking sticks. All very nice folks mind you....

Elderly guy in the gents tells me abot his missus's water works troubles and how the BP would not let them use their toilet, but got a plant on the cheek from a lovely freindly old lady at midnight.

My mate was also poorly, coughing the night away so I have no sleep.

Apparantly they are on a 4 day mystery tour - which is the only way this crap hotel can get some custom. They were jealous that we were there for just one night and just 10 mins drive from our homes.

Can anyone beat this? Please - I need a laugh.......