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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    You can keep your beauty secrets to yourself dearie
    He meant seamen...

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Plus semen is very good for hair and skin.
    You can keep your beauty secrets to yourself dearie

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  • AtW
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    The beauty is in the eyes of beholder...

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  • Asper A Gus
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Plus semen is very good for hair and skin.
    That is the secret for your excellent hair and skin, Brillopad ?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by escapeUK View Post
    I bet they loved it, saucy little minxes.
    Plus semen is very good for hair and skin.

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  • escapeUK
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    I bet they loved it, saucy little minxes.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    No, I was the ******* bully, now gimmie your lunch money

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Malcolm Buggeridge View Post
    Where's that bulltulip detector gif when you need it?
    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...4s1LsCNSSAjXzQ

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Were you the fat boy who was bullied at school?

    Just asking, like......
    He was the boy that shouted "post this stuff somewhere appropriate like light relief".

    Anyway, I hope you can prove your special needs when your case comes up - the judge might get you a reduced sentence.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Gruffalo View Post
    Were you the fat boy who was bullied at school?

    Just asking, like......
    No, I was the ******* bully, now gimmie your lunch money

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  • Malcolm Buggeridge
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    Where's that bulltulip detector gif when you need it?

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  • Gruffalo
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Were you the fat boy who was bullied at school?

    Just asking, like......

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  • SimonMac
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    in·ter·est·ing
    /ˈint(ə)ristiNG/
    Adjective
    Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate".
    Synonyms
    sapid - amusing - entertaining

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  • Gruffalo
    started a topic Interesting addition to my health club spa........

    Interesting addition to my health club spa........

    A bloke was seen cracking one off in the gym spa.

    Turned out he was a special needs guest, but the carer who should have been looking after him decided to go for a sauna by himself instead, leaving the bloke in the spa unsupervised to give the ladies a rather interesting stocking filler........

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