Could someone please call me a lazy fat waster?

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Old Hack replied

6 May 2013, 15:42
...and it would still be more than you and MF combined.
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shaunbhoy replied

6 May 2013, 14:21
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

2?

Feck me, that was generous.

One for each neuron............
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MarillionFan replied

6 May 2013, 14:18
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Thar she blows. Another OH post with the paucity of relevance and humour that has become such a trademark feature.

2/10

2?

Feck me, that was generous.
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shaunbhoy replied

6 May 2013, 14:16
Originally posted by Old Hack View Post

Just from the title I thought this was either Shaunyboy or MF being needy again.

Thar she blows. Another OH post with the paucity of relevance and humour that has become such a trademark feature.

2/10
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Old Hack replied

6 May 2013, 07:54
Just from the title I thought this was either Shaunyboy or MF being needy again.
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norrahe replied

6 May 2013, 07:43
Go away or I will taunt you a second time.
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shaunbhoy replied

5 May 2013, 18:31
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

I wave my private parts in your direction!
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norrahe replied

5 May 2013, 14:11
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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KentPhilip replied

4 May 2013, 20:00
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?

"Why don't you"
Why Don't You? - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

That's what a number of the TV presenters from this era (the 70's) did. And look what trouble it got them into!
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Jeff Maginty replied

4 May 2013, 18:13
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Jeff Maginty replied

4 May 2013, 18:08
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proggy replied

4 May 2013, 11:00
Waste of time exercising, you will die anyway regardless, just enjoy life, eat drink and feck (or wank).
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mudskipper replied

4 May 2013, 10:56
So how's the fitness regime going?
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Jeff Maginty replied

22 December 2012, 17:09
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hyperD replied

21 December 2012, 01:31
Originally posted by Jeff Maginty View Post

Over the last few months (ok I admit it: most of this year) I've just generally been very restless, lazy, using booze as a crutch, worried about the future and generally wasting my time (outside of work).

I think all the doom and gloom in the economy (increasing cost of living, poor returns on savings & investments, everything slanted in favour of the already-rich) has weighed heavily on me.

I really need to get off my arse and do some regular exercise and do something more productive/worthwhile in my leisure time and stop worrying about how I'm going to get by in the future.

Maybe it will help to motivate me if you reply with a suitable insult or command to get my finger out.

Cheers,
Jeff

Why Don't You Just Switch Off Your Television Set And Go Out And Do Something Less Boring Instead?
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