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Previously on "A Funny Anecdote .... Alan Partridge Style"
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Bloke near us has lights all over. his house is done up like...well, a christmas tree
not that unusual.
but his neighbour has a little sign in lights in their window
<-- Twat
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Well I was a bit annoyed when I found this carved into a light sprinkling right outside my house one morning a couple of weeks ago:
NSFW
http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/4820/dsc0021sa.jpg
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Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostExactly what I said !! SLOT and SPANK.
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Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View PostDid he change it to SLOT and SPONK while waiting fro the respray?
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Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostSpoke to a fellow contractor at ClientCo earlier who told me of a story when he rented out a large house in London between himself and his missus which turns out the previous occupants where ladies of ill repute. Clients were taken back to the house and it was apparantly well known in the area for that reason.
A few days after he moved in, he parked a Range Rover on the driveway and woke one morning to find someone has spray painted "SLUT" on the side of the car, and "SPUNK" on the bonnet. Laughed my tits off..... pure Partridge!
Funny thing was, he didn't even notice it and set off to go to the shops before he spotted it...
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The second place I rented here in Germany used to be a brothel, 'Die Blaue Eck,' which was great as all the taxi drivers knew it so it was easy getting home after a large night out. Lived there for 6 years and people still talk abou tit...
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A Funny Anecdote .... Alan Partridge Style
Spoke to a fellow contractor at ClientCo earlier who told me of a story when he rented out a large house in London between himself and his missus which turns out the previous occupants where ladies of ill repute. Clients were taken back to the house and it was apparantly well known in the area for that reason.
A few days after he moved in, he parked a Range Rover on the driveway and woke one morning to find someone has spray painted "SLUT" on the side of the car, and "SPUNK" on the bonnet. Laughed my tits off..... pure Partridge!
Funny thing was, he didn't even notice it and set off to go to the shops before he spotted it...Tags: None
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