A Funny Anecdote .... Alan Partridge Style

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d000hg replied

19 December 2012, 20:56
Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post

Well I was a bit annoyed when I found this carved into a light sprinkling right outside my house one morning a couple of weeks ago:

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http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/4820/dsc0021sa.jpg

Quite a few of those on car wind-shields here. I couldn't decide whether I found it funny or a sign of the breakdown of society. Perhaps both.
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EternalOptimist replied

19 December 2012, 20:26
Bloke near us has lights all over. his house is done up like...well, a christmas tree

not that unusual.

but his neighbour has a little sign in lights in their window

<-- Twat
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KentPhilip replied

19 December 2012, 19:10
Well I was a bit annoyed when I found this carved into a light sprinkling right outside my house one morning a couple of weeks ago:

NSFW

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/4820/dsc0021sa.jpg
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BA to the Stars replied

19 December 2012, 14:51
Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

Exactly what I said !! SLOT and SPANK.

Not a good idea - former clients may think that services are still available
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ChrisPackit replied

19 December 2012, 14:25
Originally posted by Sausage Surprise View Post

Did he change it to SLOT and SPONK while waiting fro the respray?

Exactly what I said !! SLOT and SPANK.
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Sausage Surprise replied

19 December 2012, 13:30
Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

Spoke to a fellow contractor at ClientCo earlier who told me of a story when he rented out a large house in London between himself and his missus which turns out the previous occupants where ladies of ill repute. Clients were taken back to the house and it was apparantly well known in the area for that reason.

A few days after he moved in, he parked a Range Rover on the driveway and woke one morning to find someone has spray painted "SLUT" on the side of the car, and "SPUNK" on the bonnet. Laughed my tits off..... pure Partridge!

Funny thing was, he didn't even notice it and set off to go to the shops before he spotted it...

Did he change it to SLOT and SPONK while waiting fro the respray?
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darmstadt replied

19 December 2012, 11:47
The second place I rented here in Germany used to be a brothel, 'Die Blaue Eck,' which was great as all the taxi drivers knew it so it was easy getting home after a large night out. Lived there for 6 years and people still talk abou tit...
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ChrisPackit started a topic A Funny Anecdote .... Alan Partridge Style

19 December 2012, 10:23
A Funny Anecdote .... Alan Partridge Style

Spoke to a fellow contractor at ClientCo earlier who told me of a story when he rented out a large house in London between himself and his missus which turns out the previous occupants where ladies of ill repute. Clients were taken back to the house and it was apparantly well known in the area for that reason.

A few days after he moved in, he parked a Range Rover on the driveway and woke one morning to find someone has spray painted "SLUT" on the side of the car, and "SPUNK" on the bonnet. Laughed my tits off..... pure Partridge!

Funny thing was, he didn't even notice it and set off to go to the shops before he spotted it...
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