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Previously on "The true meaning of christmas"

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
    Aren't they the three wise men?
    I thought we had to scrap the CUK nativity because we couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin (well a female one anyway).

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Sounds a top geezer to me.



    Do you mean NAT or RH or cojak?
    Aren't they the three wise men?

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  • BA to the Stars
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    It's Gentile who love a length of pork sausage.

    allegedly



    FTFY

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  • wobbegong
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    It's only a matter of time before McDonalds have a 'Yuletide Special - Baby Cheeses in a blanket".

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  • norrahe
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    mmmmm, bacon

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    bit players.

    look at that rasher manger, and the wise men. and the animals
    who ever heard of an animal made of pork ? genius
    They didn't have a pig though, which is a shame

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    An evil perverted poster who used to post porn in Light Relief.
    Sounds a top geezer to me.

    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    He saw the error of his ways when a young good looking suave sophisticated charming intelligent poster pointed out his shortcomings.
    Do you mean NAT or RH or cojak?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Who?
    An evil perverted poster who used to post porn in Light Relief. He saw the error of his ways when a young good looking suave sophisticated charming intelligent poster pointed out his shortcomings.

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  • Pogle
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    We have A Cyberman, a Dalek and K9 attending our Nativity scene - as well as the usual gang obviously.

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  • Bacchus
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    Crackling!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    A pork representation of a Jewish family?
    bit players.

    look at that rasher manger, and the wise men. and the animals
    who ever heard of an animal made of pork ? genius




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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    whats it got to do with them ??
    A pork representation of a Jewish family?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I bet the Jews love that
    whats it got to do with them ??

    It's the gentiles who love a length of pork sausage.

    allegedly



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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    I bet the Jews love that
    Mmmmmmm baby jebus in a blanket.

    My 4 yr old wants one for dinner tomorrow,

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  • d000hg
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    I bet the Jews love that

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