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Previously on "Just how many packs of jaffa cakes is too many in one sitting?"

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  • mudskipper
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    Cakes do not attract VAT. Biscuits do.

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  • d000hg
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    I wonder how many Jaffa Cakes Jesus could eat?

    Hi soupy...

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by bless 'em all View Post
    They're cakes.

    The law says so
    Here
    This is the rule of thumb I have always gone on

    On going stale, a Jaffa cake goes hard like a cake rather than soft like a biscuit.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    But should they be called jaffa biscuits?
    They're cakes.

    The law says so
    Here

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    There is a similar yard of smarties on sale at the moment. I can imagine some kid getting that and going mental with all the E numbers.
    Originally posted by original PM View Post
    Alas Not

    Tis an urban myth....
    It's not an urban myth, but regardless they don't use them in Smarties anymore which is why they are such drab colours now. Skittles too IIRC... whereas American sweets are sickening colourful.

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  • minestrone
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    But should they be called jaffa biscuits?

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    There is a similar yard of smarties on sale at the moment. I can imagine some kid getting that and going mental with all the E numbers.
    Alas Not

    Tis an urban myth....

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  • Coalman
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    There's a chap here at ClientCo with three of these on his desk!!

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Whoever came up with that in their marketing department should be given a Porsche, I've seen those given pride of place in supermarkets and people picking them up all over the place.
    I want one.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Whoever came up with that in their marketing department should be given a Porsche, I've seen those given pride of place in supermarkets and people picking them up all over the place.
    There is a similar yard of smarties on sale at the moment. I can imagine some kid getting that and going mental with all the E numbers.

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  • d000hg
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    Whoever came up with that in their marketing department should be given a Porsche, I've seen those given pride of place in supermarkets and people picking them up all over the place.

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  • Moose423956
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Do you mean how many of these?



    A yard of Jaffa
    This gave me a semi.

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  • Old Hack
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    When you poke your extended belly and it's rock solid. Then's the time to give up...

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  • BrilloPad
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    The upper limit is when you are sick.

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  • ctdctd
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    0.0001 would be too many because they are

    Marmite on toast rules.

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