Pre Christmas Frivolities

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Paddy replied

11 December 2012, 15:41
Permies will steal them on the way down
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BrilloPad replied

11 December 2012, 15:39
Which way do you place the packet before dropping? flat end down or circular part down?
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Doggy Styles replied

11 December 2012, 15:32
Originally posted by Bathing With Peter View Post

(Or things to do while waiting for a CICS region)

A little bit of harmless fun to break the ice with my new colleagues really.

My desk is situated on the 15th floor of a building on a business park near Chippenham. On that desk is a packet of chocolate hobnobs. There are 22 biscuits in a 300g pack.

How many will survive intact when, at 12 pm, I drop the packet from the window of the 15th floor to the carpark below?

I'm having a sweepstake....

This is the kind of thing that makes Britain Great.

As an aside, you're lucky Mr B. I haven't worked in a building for many years where you can open the window on upper floors.
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Normie replied

11 December 2012, 15:27
Originally posted by Bathing With Peter View Post

My desk is situated on the 15th floor of a building on a business park near Chippenham. On that desk is a packet of chocolate hobnobs. There are 22 biscuits in a 300g pack.

How many will survive intact when, at 12 pm, I drop the packet from the window of the 15th floor to the carpark below?

I'm having a sweepstake....

A building near Chippenhem with a 15th floor? Are you sure? Where's that then?
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NicoleN replied

11 December 2012, 15:17
Probably non of them along with someone else's head!
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Pondlife replied

11 December 2012, 11:41
Originally posted by Sysman View Post

None of them if my dog gets there before you do.

Taking this off topic as it's not real anyway.

What happens when your dog eats chocolate?
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Sysman replied

11 December 2012, 11:39
Originally posted by Bathing With Peter View Post

How many will survive intact when, at 12 pm, I drop the packet from the window of the 15th floor to the carpark below?

None of them if my dog gets there before you do.
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Bathing With Peter started a topic Pre Christmas Frivolities

11 December 2012, 11:36
Pre Christmas Frivolities

(Or things to do while waiting for a CICS region)

A little bit of harmless fun to break the ice with my new colleagues really.

My desk is situated on the 15th floor of a building on a business park near Chippenham. On that desk is a packet of chocolate hobnobs. There are 22 biscuits in a 300g pack.

How many will survive intact when, at 12 pm, I drop the packet from the window of the 15th floor to the carpark below?

I'm having a sweepstake....
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