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  • d000hg
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    I liked how they mis-spelled "developer" within 10 words of starting the 'serious' part.

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  • bless 'em all
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    They could get a couple of Bobs in board, they'd all be fcuked.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by rd409 View Post
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    I know it is a bit too old, but just been highlighted in one of the linkedIn conversation.

    You just cant beat it.
    It wasn't the porn star bit that made me lose interest, it was when they started talking about 'Hollywood power brokers'.

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  • SimonMac
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    Does length of code matter, or is it more what you can do with it that counts?

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  • rd409
    started a topic Job advert of the millenium

    Job advert of the millenium

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    I know it is a bit too old, but just been highlighted in one of the linkedIn conversation.

    You just cant beat it.
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