Why do women like chocolate?

[Robinho]

Guilt? MY 4RSE!

Its lack of sex.

Sorry but i have a hard time believing your arse gets a lack of sex.

[norrahe]

I don't like chocolate.

I will cook with it but it has to have a seriously high cocoa content, and can quite happily have bars of chocolate sitting in the cupboards for months.

[darmstadt]

[BrilloPad]

Women are ruled by their emotions. Chocolate is a mood-enhancer.

I rest my case m'lord.

But so is sex.

Odd that women say they don't want sex if they have a headache. When sex will cure it.

[Jeff Maginty]

..

[MarillionFan]

While you'll still remain a complete

One sad fat troll who's only life is hanging around here living out your delusions.

Urm? Cough.

[Cliphead]

Now toddle off and wait for Old Hack to come back, he actually seems to get wound up by your amateur fumbling trolling.

While you'll still remain a complete

One sad fat troll who's only life is hanging around here living out your delusions.

[MarillionFan]

Oh sorry, I forgot, you're not married. Jesus mate I bet she's grateful.

Uh huh. Just like your ex-wife.

Now toddle off and wait for Old Hack to come back, he actually seems to get wound up by your amateur fumbling trolling.

[SupremeSpod]

Does your missus like chocolate??? It canT be down to the lack of sex though, not when she's only charging a fiver a go down the local working mans club.

It must be a bit of a pisser knowing that your Mrs is so pig ugly that she has to pay for sex. Oh sorry, I forgot, you're not married. Jesus mate I bet she's grateful.

[BrilloPad]

Does your missus like chocolate??? It canT be down to the lack of sex though, not when she's only charging a fiver a go down the local working mans club.

She came home the first night with £5.20. I asked who gave 20p. She said "all of them".

[MarillionFan]

Chocolate - it's the guilt that makes it so delicious, study finds - Telegraph

Guilt? MY 4RSE!

Its lack of sex.

Does your missus like chocolate??? It canT be down to the lack of sex though, not when she's only charging a fiver a go down the local working mans club.

[escapeUK]

Who cares?

[hyperD]

Chocolate - it's the guilt that makes it so delicious, study finds - Telegraph

Guilt? MY 4RSE!

Its lack of sex.

90% chocolate vibrators FTW!

[BrilloPad]

Chocolate - it's the guilt that makes it so delicious, study finds - Telegraph

Guilt? MY 4RSE!

Its lack of sex.