Reply to: Water beds

[Zippy]

He is right. spikey tonged little swines.


so tell me about water beds



i need to know

Don't buy one. They might drift apart

[darmstadt]

Its really you that wants it so you can sleep in it after a few tinnies and blame the wet sensation on a leak...

[mudskipper]

Has she got a big bendy pillow thing?

See below - a basic one like this is good. You can get fancier ones, but they're less manoeverable. A V shape one lets you stick one end under the bump, and one between your knees. Doubles up as support for breastfeeding once baba's put in appearance. And she can take it home, unlike the waterbed.

[SupremeSpod]

He is right. spikey tonged little swines.


so tell me about water beds



i need to know

Water can be compressed but it takes a lot of pressure so unless she's extra lardy I fail to see what comfort she could possibly derive from the water bed. Buy her a hot water bottle and a healthy dose of make do and mend!

[bless 'em all]

IMHO it won't make a sodding difference what type of bed it is. Once they've decided they're going to be uncomfortable they're uncomfortable.

Sorry.

Offer her a back-rub, then cop a feel.

[EternalOptimist]

HTF do you know? ....

And don't pretend you 'read it in a book'.

He is right. spikey tonged little swines.


so tell me about water beds



i need to know

[BrilloPad]

HTF do you know? ....

And don't pretend you 'read it in a book'.

assguru told me. everything he says is the truth isn't it?

[bless 'em all]

Don't use the cat unless your idea of sex is the wife using a cheese grater on your kn0b. Their tongue is like sandpaper.

HTF do you know? ....

And don't pretend you 'read it in a book'.

[BrilloPad]

if I manage to help her pain,
either her hubby, my missus or one of the cats can do the job.

otherwise, I'll touch my toes and do the job meself

Don't use the cat unless your idea of sex is the wife using a cheese grater on your kn0b. Their tongue is like sandpaper.

[BrilloPad]

Where is your son going to sleep?

Tell her to get used to the lack of sleep. She's unlikely to get any for the next 5 years. Or sleep.....

[EternalOptimist]

Who do you think I mean? You mentioned blowjobs.

there may be a bj in it

if I manage to help her pain,
either her hubby, my missus or one of the cats can do the job.

otherwise, I'll touch my toes and do the job meself

[SupremeSpod]

thats three questions.

the missus and i dont have a waterbed

i dont know if a waterbed would help a pregnant bird. thats the point of the thread.

I dont dont know who you mean by 'she'

Who do you think I mean? You mentioned blowjobs.

[EternalOptimist]

Did your Mrs have a waterbed? Would it really help? Is she really that good at giving a blow-job?

thats three questions.

the missus and i dont have a waterbed

i dont know if a waterbed would help a pregnant bird. thats the point of the thread.

I dont dont know who you mean by 'she'

[SupremeSpod]

no she is really suffering.



if I help her out, there may be a blow job in it for me

Did your Mrs have a waterbed? Would it really help? Is she really that good at giving a blow-job?

[bless 'em all]

no she is really suffering.



if I help her out, there may be a blow job in it for me

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.

Nice one Grandpa.