Water beds

[bless 'em all]

no she is really suffering.



if I help her out, there may be a blow job in it for me

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.

Nice one Grandpa.

[SupremeSpod]

no she is really suffering.



if I help her out, there may be a blow job in it for me

Did your Mrs have a waterbed? Would it really help? Is she really that good at giving a blow-job?

[EternalOptimist]

Did your Mrs have a waterbed? Would it really help? Is she really that good at giving a blow-job?

thats three questions.

the missus and i dont have a waterbed

i dont know if a waterbed would help a pregnant bird. thats the point of the thread.

I dont dont know who you mean by 'she'

[SupremeSpod]

thats three questions.

the missus and i dont have a waterbed

i dont know if a waterbed would help a pregnant bird. thats the point of the thread.

I dont dont know who you mean by 'she'

Who do you think I mean? You mentioned blowjobs.

[EternalOptimist]

Who do you think I mean? You mentioned blowjobs.

there may be a bj in it

if I manage to help her pain,
either her hubby, my missus or one of the cats can do the job.

otherwise, I'll touch my toes and do the job meself

[BrilloPad]

Where is your son going to sleep?

Tell her to get used to the lack of sleep. She's unlikely to get any for the next 5 years. Or sleep.....

[BrilloPad]

if I manage to help her pain,
either her hubby, my missus or one of the cats can do the job.

otherwise, I'll touch my toes and do the job meself

Don't use the cat unless your idea of sex is the wife using a cheese grater on your kn0b. Their tongue is like sandpaper.

[bless 'em all]

Don't use the cat unless your idea of sex is the wife using a cheese grater on your kn0b. Their tongue is like sandpaper.

HTF do you know? ....

And don't pretend you 'read it in a book'.

[BrilloPad]

HTF do you know? ....

And don't pretend you 'read it in a book'.

assguru told me. everything he says is the truth isn't it?

[EternalOptimist]

HTF do you know? ....

And don't pretend you 'read it in a book'.

He is right. spikey tonged little swines.


so tell me about water beds



i need to know