Originally posted by EternalOptimist
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Its really you that wants it so you can sleep in it after a few tinnies and blame the wet sensation on a leak...
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Has she got a big bendy pillow thing?
See below - a basic one like this is good. You can get fancier ones, but they're less manoeverable. A V shape one lets you stick one end under the bump, and one between your knees. Doubles up as support for breastfeeding once baba's put in appearance. And she can take it home, unlike the waterbed.
Last edited by mudskipper; 8 December 2012, 07:05.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostHe is right. spikey tonged little swines.
so tell me about water beds
i need to know
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IMHO it won't make a sodding difference what type of bed it is. Once they've decided they're going to be uncomfortable they're uncomfortable.
Sorry.
Offer her a back-rub, then cop a feel.
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Originally posted by bless 'em all View PostHTF do you know? ....
And don't pretend you 'read it in a book'.
He is right. spikey tonged little swines.
so tell me about water beds
i need to know
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDon't use the cat unless your idea of sex is the wife using a cheese grater on your kn0b. Their tongue is like sandpaper.
And don't pretend you 'read it in a book'.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postif I manage to help her pain,
either her hubby, my missus or one of the cats can do the job.
otherwise, I'll touch my toes and do the job meself
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Where is your son going to sleep?
Tell her to get used to the lack of sleep. She's unlikely to get any for the next 5 years. Or sleep.....
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostWho do you think I mean? You mentioned blowjobs.
if I manage to help her pain,
either her hubby, my missus or one of the cats can do the job.
otherwise, I'll touch my toes and do the job meself
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postthats three questions.
the missus and i dont have a waterbed
i dont know if a waterbed would help a pregnant bird. thats the point of the thread.
I dont dont know who you mean by 'she'
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostDid your Mrs have a waterbed? Would it really help? Is she really that good at giving a blow-job?
the missus and i dont have a waterbed
i dont know if a waterbed would help a pregnant bird. thats the point of the thread.
I dont dont know who you mean by 'she'
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno she is really suffering.
if I help her out, there may be a blow job in it for me
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postno she is really suffering.
if I help her out, there may be a blow job in it for me
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EternalOptimist again.
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