Vegetable oil and cars...

[TheMonkey]

Btw, funny - our bastard neighbour got done for running his people carrier on red diesel. Ha ha ha ha. Sorry got to laugh.

[Fungus]

Chip fat works fine as a replacement for engine oil. Mind, I did only use it for a short while before the van went to the scrap yard.

I heard that plod will realise that something fishy is going on, and they'll follow the scent.

[Ardesco]

He was probably not white so the good old Welsh police went over his car with a fine tooth comb until they found something to do him for......

[xoggoth]

Chip fat works fine as a replacement for engine oil. Mind, I did only use it for a short while before the van went to the scrap yard.

[zeitghost]

You've heard of people who replace diesel with vegetable oil...

How about a luny who replaced brake fluid with vegetable oil?

From Aberystwyth apparently, according to teletext.

Banned for a year.

Plod stopped him for a duff light, but how they twigged the brake fluid is beyond me.