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Do I have to spell it out for you?Originally posted by SimonMac View PostWe will cope
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Arabs love conflict and money. It's in their makeup.Originally posted by d000hg View PostYeah, they clearly don't hold their principles very seriously and will give them up for a chunk of cash.
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Yeah, they clearly don't hold their principles very seriously and will give them up for a chunk of cash.Originally posted by aussielong View PostDialog wont work between Palestine and Israel.
You should turn up with a few brown envelopes. A few sizeable bungs would sort everything out. Weigh everyone in. Sort all the faces out. Pay them to go away.
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It's no less viable than any of the others. Let the chips fall where they may I say.Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostThat would be a bloody mess followed by a few very, very big bangs, blinding flashes and casualties in the millions, not really a viable option.
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That would be a bloody mess followed by a few very, very big bangs, blinding flashes and casualties in the millions, not really a viable option.Originally posted by doodab View PostLet them at it. Let the israelis bombard gaza till the rest of them step in and let them have an almighty war, and stay well out of it.
Hopefully there will be nobody left by this time next year.
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Let them at it. Let the israelis bombard gaza till the rest of them step in and let them have an almighty war, and stay well out of it.
Hopefully there will be nobody left by this time next year.
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What do you think the USA have been doing with Isael these past few decades and they don't give a toss...Originally posted by aussielong View PostDialog wont work between Palestine and Israel.
You should turn up with a few brown envelopes. A few sizeable bungs would sort everything out. Weigh everyone in. Sort all the faces out. Pay them to go away.
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If it was the Sopranos they'd have a sit down to sort out their beef.
If it was the Wire, they'd have a par-lay to smooth those MFs.
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Could do but..Originally posted by SimonMac View PostDoes that mean if we bung you a few quid you would FOAD?
Untold posters on here
Need my advice
Today, tomorrow and always
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