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Previously on "What noise should electric cars make in the future?"

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    It should make the same noise that is made when you stick trading cards in the spokes of bicycles
    Good one!

    When I was a kid folks used to drop fag packets on the street so we used those.

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  • SimonMac
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    It should make the same noise that is made when you stick trading cards in the spokes of bicycles

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  • bless 'em all
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I want a steam train for mine...
    Chitt-chitty-bang-bang for me please.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I want a steam train for mine...
    How about an antique 20th century milk float tone - a loud whining noise with a clink of bottles?

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  • TykeMerc
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    I hate to bring SouthPark into the debate, but clearly electric cars should make a sound similar to:-

    Smuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggggg.

    That or they should play an endless loop of "I am a self righteous global warming believing barsteward".

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    What terrified me in NL was the way kids on mopeds would zoom up on the inside of you, head down to decrease wind resistance, assuming that because of the priority from the right you would see them coming and give way when making a right turn yourself.

    I got used to it pretty quickly, but I have often wondered how many a moped riders a year get wiped out by foreigners who aren't used to coming to a complete standstill and looking over their shoulders when doing a right turn.
    Quite a few. Their mums miss them.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Ninky Nonk.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Oops. Didn't spot that.



    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to vetran again.

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Over here in NL, if an accident involves a car driver and a pedestrian or cyclist, then the car driver gets the legal blame by default, even if the pedestrian's wearing dark clothing and wobbling about drunk in the middle of the night, or even if the cyclist has no lights and is on the wrong side of the road. It supposedly protects 'weaker road users' against cars and trucks, but actually just encourages irresponsible behaviour.
    What terrified me in NL was the way kids on mopeds would zoom up on the inside of you, head down to decrease wind resistance, assuming that because of the priority from the right you would see them coming and give way when making a right turn yourself.

    I got used to it pretty quickly, but I have often wondered how many a moped riders a year get wiped out by foreigners who aren't used to coming to a complete standstill and looking over their shoulders when doing a right turn.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    More like the click and shutter sound that digital cameras make.



    Nice one.

    I was given a lift in a Prius the other day and I questioned the owner on this very subject. She's had a couple of close shaves herself.
    Crossover thread alert http://forums.contractoruk.com/general/84127-pubes.html

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    We discussed this a couple of years ago. I reckon you'll be able to get drive tones for electric cars, like ring tones for mobile phones today.
    More like the click and shutter sound that digital cameras make.

    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    I plan to get a "galloping horses" drive tone
    Nice one.

    I was given a lift in a Prius the other day and I questioned the owner on this very subject. She's had a couple of close shaves herself.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Wow, electric cars and facials; that's quite a combination, even for CUK.
    well since there is no radiator to bleed one has to be inventive!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    you missed the 'SPLAT' option.
    Wow, electric cars and facials; that's quite a combination, even for CUK.

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  • vetran
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    you missed the 'SPLAT' option.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Plan to tackle 'silent killer' electric cars - Telegraph

    About time the fooking lemming ped(o)estrians got used to looking out instead of listening. Last night in Lewisham some kid looking for a Darwin award walked in front of me. I slammed on the brakes and screamed - luckily he jumped backwards and I missed him by an inch.
    Agreed, although blind folks might have an issue with this, although they probably don't get run over often because they have a sensible, well adjusted and responsible dog that looks before crossing the road.

    I get the impression there's too much legislation directed at protecting idiots against themselves. Over here in NL, if an accident involves a car driver and a pedestrian or cyclist, then the car driver gets the legal blame by default, even if the pedestrian's wearing dark clothing and wobbling about drunk in the middle of the night, or even if the cyclist has no lights and is on the wrong side of the road. It supposedly protects 'weaker road users' against cars and trucks, but actually just encourages irresponsible behaviour.

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