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Previously on "Just dodged a drunk-driving ban....."

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  • speling bee
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post


    I mean, keep neg repping and one day they get banned and that is the end of it. Neg repping and banning are not related.
    They may be related. They may both be effects of twuntishness.

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post


    I thought the banning process was totally random. Surely -ve rep does not count towards it?



    I mean, keep neg repping and one day they get banned and that is the end of it. Neg repping and banning are not related.

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  • Ketchup
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    Jaybee sounds like a swampdonkey...

    Swamp Donkey

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    neg rep till they get banned.


    I thought the banning process was totally random. Surely -ve rep does not count towards it?

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  • vetran
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    get a taxi you twunt.

    Don't care about you finding a lamp post to hug at 70, I do if you decide to take someone with you.

    if its real you need help, if its imaginary you need help.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by speling bee View Post
    I used to see this sort in my local boozer. My money is on:

    - mid 50s
    - divorced
    - overweight bit dressed to attract an equally desperate solicitor
    - self-pitying

    Permban I think.


    Can tt

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    +1

    I really can't understand what all the fuss on this thread is about.

    Sometimes I think you you and CM are the only normal posters here.

    Hmm, it isnt often we get a poster pretending to be a woman and talking about imaginary skills. So when we do get them we tend to fuss about, let off some steam and neg rep till they get banned.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    It's not real, it didn't happen. Calm down, dear. Have a
    +1

    I really can't understand what all the fuss on this thread is about.

    Sometimes I think you you and CM are the only normal posters here.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    At OP, you twunt.

    The only time I have been breathalised I hadn't drunk any alcohol for a couple of weeks and was lying in the road with 2 broken arms after coming off my motorbike.
    At least you used your arms to break your fall. I once saw a crashed motorbike with 2 dents in the petrol tanks where his hips had hit. I doubt he will breed again.

    My father crashed his motorbike in Hammersmith. Killed his wife.

    I reckon motorbikes are way too dangerous. I far prefer the safety of a pedal bike....

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  • MyUserName
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    On one hand I have a very poor view of people who drive whilst drunk but on the other this is clearly a load of bollocks that never happened so I am unsure exactly what to say....

    Well either way, OP, you're an idiot.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Scrag Meister View Post
    At OP, you twunt.

    The only time I have been breathalised I hadn't drunk any alcohol for a couple of weeks and was lying in the road with 2 broken arms after coming off my motorbike.
    It's not real, it didn't happen. Calm down, dear. Have a

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  • Scrag Meister
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    At OP, you twunt.

    The only time I have been breathalised I hadn't drunk any alcohol for a couple of weeks and was lying in the road with 2 broken arms after coming off my motorbike.

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  • fckvwls
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    40 years of excessive drinking can do that to a man. It's the DD moobs.
    DD = doo dab?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by fckvwls View Post
    I think it is in the confused category
    40 years of excessive drinking can do that to a man. It's the DD moobs.

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  • fckvwls
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I assume this is a male poster doing their best to pretend to be female?! Bit of a cringey effort..
    I think it is in the confused category

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