Fire!

[suityou01]

At least we'd see how resilient his Internet connection is.

Every cloud and all that.

IT pun

[SupremeSpod]

Erm, keep posting on CUK until the house has burnt down?

At least we'd see how resilient his Internet connection is.

Every cloud and all that.

[SantaClaus]

Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.

What should I do?

Erm, keep posting on CUK until the house has burnt down?

[BrilloPad]

Why have you let MrsBP out of the kitchen?

I left her tied up in the dungeon. Why else would I be doing cooking myself.

Anyway - I looked up fire on google and apparently there are these people called the fire brigade who can help. They are on 999. Who much do they charge? Has anyone ever used them before? Are there any Bobs who can provide the same service for less?

[Freamon]

Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.

What should I do?

Buy oven chips next time?

[SimonMac]

Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.

What should I do?

Why have you let MrsBP out of the kitchen?

[Moscow Mule]

Stop, drop and roll.

And hope Mrs BP has put a wet tea cloth over it.

[BrilloPad]

Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.

What should I do?