Ok people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.
What should I do?
What should I do?
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Stop, drop and roll.
And hope Mrs BP has put a wet tea cloth over it."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Why have you let MrsBP out of the kitchen?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOk people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.
What should I do?Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyComment
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Buy oven chips next time?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOk people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.
What should I do?"A life, Jimmy, you know what that is? It’s the s*** that happens while you’re waiting for moments that never come." -- Lester FreamonComment
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I left her tied up in the dungeon. Why else would I be doing cooking myself.Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
Anyway - I looked up fire on google and apparently there are these people called the fire brigade who can help. They are on 999. Who much do they charge? Has anyone ever used them before? Are there any Bobs who can provide the same service for less?Comment
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Erm, keep posting on CUK until the house has burnt down?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOk people. Help me out here. I just put some chips on but the chip pan has caught alight and is engulfing the kitchen.
What should I do?
'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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At least we'd see how resilient his Internet connection is.Originally posted by SantaClaus View PostErm, keep posting on CUK until the house has burnt down?
Every cloud and all that.
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IT punOriginally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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