Reply to: What is your BMI?

[Alf W]

Mine's a 325SE

[bogeyman]

"Threaded detects the aroma of a distant pie emporium" W Hogarth 1733.

[AlfredJPruffock]

You are old," said the youth, "one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--
What made you so awfully clever?"

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father. "Don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Bah Fiddlesticks !

The text should in fact be

You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak--
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."

[bogeyman]

Youth: You've eaten all the turnips you greedy old sod!

Fat Bloke: Well, never mind sonny. Bend over the table and I'll give you a good hard filling of my turnip!

Youth: ok. fair enough!

[AlfredJPruffock]

You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And you have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door--
Pray what is the reason for that?"

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling a box--
Allow me to sell you a couple?"

[Mordac]

MF is somewhat porcine or he likes ladies who are somewhat porcine?

MF is a porker - I can't speak for his good lady, although we both worked at the same site briefly I never met her. Apologies for the misleading grammar.

[Xenophon]

Good spam post realler29. Not quite as good as someone on here recently pushing Chinese umbrellas, but amusing nonetheless.

For maximum comedy you need to have a product that loosely relates to the board you are spamming though (as seen with the umbrellas). Do you know anything about contracting by the way? If you don't and therefore you don't understand why when a company that sells umbrellas posted a message here it was amusing, then all I can say is trust me - it really was rather funny.

I think, and as PRC1964's post suggests, that you should find an airline/pilot message board and post your BMI stuff there. That would be truly hilarious and would immediately elevate you to the rare and revered status of SWASOH (spammer with a sense of humour).

[benn0]

mine's 64.

[Dundeegeorge]

what do you mean Mordy?

I shall pass this on to MarillionFan, he's a fat fu.cker...

MF is somewhat porcine or he likes ladies who are somewhat porcine?

[Mordac]

If you have an overweight or not - no matter, you MUST keep your body in a good form!!!Slim body is beautiful and healthy!!! If you have an overweight, you'll get health problems earlier or later...
But hard diet is not a solution!!! You NEED to combine right (but not insipid!) food and some physical trainig!And one site can help you to get fit! Meal planner, fitness log, unique metabolism calculator and much more useful things will help you to get and keep your best body!!!
First of all check your BMI (Body Mass Index). It'll show if you are underweight, normal weight, overweight or obese.Free BMI calculator is here: BMI calculatror . It's at the bottom of the page. Get the result, and let FitMD help you to get and keep an excellent body! You can take a trial course.

Post your BMI results in replies.

2Admin: Sorry if the message doesn't suit your forum (but health is important...). Kindly ask to move it to an appropriate section. Thank you.

I shall pass this on to MarillionFan, he's a fat fu.cker...

[PRC1964]

Do I need to lose weight?

[DimPrawn]

Threaded, this spam is obviously aimed at you.

[DaveB]

Domain registered in Panama. I knew they did flags of convieniance for shipping, guess they do it for domain names as well now

[ladymuck]