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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostManifesto point 2 : Bin men putting wheelie bins in front of your drive instead of too the side where you originally placed them will be shot on site.
Harsh but fair.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostA bit stupid though, seeing as you'll have to move the bin out of the way yourself.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI would scrap community service and order criminals that narrowly avoid custodial sentencing to do hundreds of hours of errecting flatpack furniture
Days of it now.
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Originally posted by captainham View Post...grow a pair and MTFU...
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostManifesto point 3 : People that can't get their cars "in the box" and park too close to your driver side making it impossible to get into your car without climbing in through the sun roof will have their cars towed and crushed with the owner inside.
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Manifesto point 4 : It shall be passed in law that it is a criminal offence to not put DVD's back in the correct box after use, punishable by 100 hours of manifesto point 1.
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostIt is real, we really do screw contractors.
Got any references?
A Manager
Another Manager
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Originally posted by JoeyD View PostI've got none I can use any more unfortunately. When i was looking for my first contract, every agent told me I needed to give two references, which I did. They told me it was for compliance or something.
Since then, my references have cut all ties with me as they spend all day on the phone answering calls about reclaiming PPI, cheaper electricity, personal injury claims, zero percent balance transfer credit cards and viagra
No wonder so many contractors hand over their references
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Originally posted by JoeyD View PostI've got none I can use any more unfortunately. When i was looking for my first contract, every agent told me I needed to give two references, which I did. They told me it was for compliance or something.
Since then, my references have cut all ties with me as they spend all day on the phone answering calls about reclaiming PPI, cheaper electricity, personal injury claims, zero percent balance transfer credit cards and viagra
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View PostIt's as real as you are going to get round here.
Got any references?
Since then, my references have cut all ties with me as they spend all day on the phone answering calls about reclaiming PPI, cheaper electricity, personal injury claims, zero percent balance transfer credit cards and viagra
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Originally posted by JoeyD View PostWhen I said 'real business' that does not include agents
Got any references?
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