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The velcro got caught when he pulled back after muff diving.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI hope she remembers she bought you a gimp mask last year - you don't need 2. Or did you lose the first one somewhere?
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I hope she remembers she bought you a gimp mask last year - you don't need 2. Or did you lose the first one somewhere?
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Does she have to search the house to check you presents haven't been bought before?
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You're the one that's meant to pop.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostWell it is that time of year and NLadyUK needs some spend to buy xmas pressies so she is just earning her... oohh.. ohh..ohhhhhhhhhh right. jobs a good un... Off she pops to go shopping. Same time next year love...
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Well it is that time of year and NLadyUK needs some spend to buy xmas pressies so she is just earning her... oohh.. ohh..ohhhhhhhhhh right. jobs a good un... Off she pops to go shopping. Same time next year love...Tags: None
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