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Sooty first appeared on TV in 1952, Soo didn't turn up until 1964. I make that a 12 year age gap.
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She checked out your local school recordsOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostAnd you know how old my missus is, how?
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And you know how old my missus is, how?Originally posted by Gentile View PostHi, Sooty
You were born in 1977, old chap. That makes the gap between my age and yours exactly the same as that between yours and your missus. So, which is it? Are you admitting to being a cradle snatcher?, or are you just saying that you're both 'ancient' too? 
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"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Gentile again"Originally posted by Gentile View PostMF, you can kiss my arse any time you like.

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Have you ever been kissed?Originally posted by Gentile View PostHi, Sooty
You were born in 1977, old chap. That makes the gap between my age and yours exactly the same as that between yours and your missus. So, which is it? Are you admitting to being a cradle snatcher?, or are you just saying that you're both 'ancient' too? 
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Hi, SootyOriginally posted by suityou01 View Posthi gentile
You were born in 1977, old chap. That makes the gap between my age and yours exactly the same as that between yours and your missus. So, which is it? Are you admitting to being a cradle snatcher?, or are you just saying that you're both 'ancient' too?
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Her daughter appears to be so you could be right!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostBlimey, she must be knocking on a bit now.
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