Going at it hammer and tongs ....

[speling bee]

Recording it and then playing it back once they've stopped is probably the best way.

[Support Monkey]

knock on the door and say to him "your wife called she says can you pick up some nappies on your way home"

[Diver]

Just shout loudly "You do know that deliberately spreading Herpes is an arrestable offence"

Sorted

[MarillionFan]

Pop around to his room, knock on his door and open it naked, cock in hand and say 'Room for a little one on top'

That should sort it.

[bless 'em all]

Ask for a right of substitution, or mutual obligation at the very least

I don't care how tiring it is for her, I'm not up for being a substitute.

[Zippy]

Take the positive view - it's cheaper than the porn channels. Apparently.

[SimonMac]

Ask for a right of substitution, or mutual obligation at the very least

[vetran]

My weekday house-share buddy has his girlfriend over here tonight.

I think he's trying to knock through into my bedroom and here's me wondering if shouting "Go on my son!" would provide some support to his rather energetic efforts.

Any advice?

just shout Oh God, Oh God Oh god loudly while shaking the bed, he will stop to work out who you have in your bed, hopefully for long enough to get to sleep.

[bless 'em all]

My weekday house-share buddy has his girlfriend over here tonight.

I think he's trying to knock through into my bedroom and here's me wondering if shouting "Go on my son!" would provide some support to his rather energetic efforts.

Any advice?