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Previously on "Anyone on the Turps?"

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  • NotAllThere
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    This turps will have you pissing blood.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    ted goat

    what sort of mind would come up with ted goat ?

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
    No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.

    I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.

    Another reincarnation of Pacharan/Pillock Winotype/Mal bugger. His wife must have dumped him for a younger man.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
    No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.

    I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.
    WIS Especially the stain bit.

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  • Ted Goat
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    Oh, on the beer were we?

    Youngers Tartan with a top?

    Come back when you've learned some culture, little boy.

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  • Incognito
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    Originally posted by Ted Goat View Post
    WTF??
    F.u.ck off Malc

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  • Ted Goat
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    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
    No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.

    I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.
    WTF??

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  • Incognito
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    No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.

    I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.

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  • Ted Goat
    started a topic Anyone on the Turps?

    Anyone on the Turps?

    Just had the last glass of Pouillet Fume.

    Next wuestiii is do I open that bittle of Yugoslavian red I was gifted last week? That's right, Yugoslavian. No fate job the bottle but it has to go back to at least 1992.

    A good year for antifreeze I seem to recall.

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