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Originally posted by Incognito View PostNo, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.
I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.
Another reincarnation of Pacharan/Pillock Winotype/Mal bugger. His wife must have dumped him for a younger man.
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WISOriginally posted by Incognito View PostNo, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.
I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.
Especially the stain bit.
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Oh, on the beer were we?
Youngers Tartan with a top?
Come back when you've learned some culture, little boy.
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WTF??Originally posted by Incognito View PostNo, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.
I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.
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No, not been on the turps. Been out on the beers though which is more than I can say for you, you sad little deluded stain. The fact you're sat in on a Saturday night dreaming up your next little Gricer'esque exploits shows you up as the socially inept excuse of a man / woman / whatever you are.
I would go so far as to say you're the type of person that would fail a CRB check, they typically are the loner 'weird' types, so do us all a favour and FOAD seriously.
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Anyone on the Turps?
Just had the last glass of Pouillet Fume.
Next wuestiii is do I open that bittle of Yugoslavian red I was gifted last week? That's right, Yugoslavian. No fate job the bottle but it has to go back to at least 1992.
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